dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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