at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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