I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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