ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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