so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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