Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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