Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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