Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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