So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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