Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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