just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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