No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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