marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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