she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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