Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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