She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
operation harelip BJ is a go
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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