I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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