i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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