Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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