I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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