she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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