I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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