We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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