I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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