my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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