i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
