Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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