Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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