When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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