I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Do vagina's smell?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
