Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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