Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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