Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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