should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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