the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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