ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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