I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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