hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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