STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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