Umm I'm too high to move.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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