come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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