Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
tell me about the eggs
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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