I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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