I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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