That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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