Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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