I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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