If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Your cock deserves a montage
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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