just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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