I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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