he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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