haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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