Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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