dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize