Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
bring money and cleavage
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize