I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
